Friday, June 22, 2007
Neutral this
"If Switzerland's neutral, why does it need an army? And why do they need such a good knife?"
-Adam
"...and at this point, I thought I was never going to stop laughing..."
-Joe
***
Right after Adam had said his piece regarding the insidious Swiss, the image of The Swiss Army Gun appeared in my head.
The Swiss Army Gun would be capable of firing:
Shuriken
Those flimsy metal chairs that are always conveniently lying around ringside at pro wrestling bouts
Bengal Tigers
Argumentative lawyers in cheap suits
Hand grenades
Linebackers
Horses with no stones stuck in their hooves
Hydrochloric acid
Fundamentalists
Mentalists
Hot gravel
Sleepy wasps
Boar spears
WMDs
Former leaders of the Conservative Party
Expensive cars with drunk eight-year olds at the wheel
Two bowling balls, joined with an eight-foot length of piano wire
***
Adam's idea: it would also have The Flag That Says "Bang!" for people who are surrendering.
-Adam
"...and at this point, I thought I was never going to stop laughing..."
-Joe
***
Right after Adam had said his piece regarding the insidious Swiss, the image of The Swiss Army Gun appeared in my head.
The Swiss Army Gun would be capable of firing:
Shuriken
Those flimsy metal chairs that are always conveniently lying around ringside at pro wrestling bouts
Bengal Tigers
Argumentative lawyers in cheap suits
Hand grenades
Linebackers
Horses with no stones stuck in their hooves
Hydrochloric acid
Fundamentalists
Mentalists
Hot gravel
Sleepy wasps
Boar spears
WMDs
Former leaders of the Conservative Party
Expensive cars with drunk eight-year olds at the wheel
Two bowling balls, joined with an eight-foot length of piano wire
***
Adam's idea: it would also have The Flag That Says "Bang!" for people who are surrendering.
Labels: AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION, WORDS
