Sunday, December 27, 2009
Fun for all the family
The stakes were high; the game was Articulate.
JOE: Erm... planning ahead...
ME: Arranging?
JOE: No. Like, with a murder.
ME: Premeditating?
JOE: Good job. Right. (Grabs next card). Oh bollocks... what you do just before unloading your junk.
(Dissolves into laughter. Other players are unfamiliar with this particular term for ejaculation, which I myself invented. I make several obscenely biological suggestions. No dice. Our time runs out)
JOE (wiping away tears): Unlucky, Dan - the answer was 'withdrawing'.
JOE: Erm... planning ahead...
ME: Arranging?
JOE: No. Like, with a murder.
ME: Premeditating?
JOE: Good job. Right. (Grabs next card). Oh bollocks... what you do just before unloading your junk.
(Dissolves into laughter. Other players are unfamiliar with this particular term for ejaculation, which I myself invented. I make several obscenely biological suggestions. No dice. Our time runs out)
JOE (wiping away tears): Unlucky, Dan - the answer was 'withdrawing'.
