Monday, February 26, 2007
Sayonara Issei special
Warning: contains strong language, which some prudish twats may object to
Tonight I bade farewell to team striker and personal favourite Issei, who is leaving for Shikoku, bumblefuck to Japan.
I have always attempted to get the most out of Issei's English, so I gave him one of my customary language drills on the ride home from football practice.
ME: OK, so we put "the fuck" in after the question word to indicate surprise or anger. OK?
HE: Er..
ME: Where are we?
HE: Where...
ME: The fuck...
HE: Where the fuck are we?
ME: Good! What are you wearing?
HE: What the fuck are you wearing?
ME: What did you say?
HE: What the fuck did you say?
ME: Great. Now the big one: how did that leopard get in here?
HE: Eh.. What?!
We disembarked at Hankyu Umeda.
HE: If you have a plan to come to Ehime, please call me.
ME: That's a big "if."
We parted half in sorrow, half in jest. Goodbye Issei- I wish you wouldn't use so many curse words.
Tonight I bade farewell to team striker and personal favourite Issei, who is leaving for Shikoku, bumblefuck to Japan.
I have always attempted to get the most out of Issei's English, so I gave him one of my customary language drills on the ride home from football practice.
ME: OK, so we put "the fuck" in after the question word to indicate surprise or anger. OK?
HE: Er..
ME: Where are we?
HE: Where...
ME: The fuck...
HE: Where the fuck are we?
ME: Good! What are you wearing?
HE: What the fuck are you wearing?
ME: What did you say?
HE: What the fuck did you say?
ME: Great. Now the big one: how did that leopard get in here?
HE: Eh.. What?!
We disembarked at Hankyu Umeda.
HE: If you have a plan to come to Ehime, please call me.
ME: That's a big "if."
We parted half in sorrow, half in jest. Goodbye Issei- I wish you wouldn't use so many curse words.
Labels: COMRADES
