Friday, May 12, 2006
Cashing the chips
Productive day: went to visit the cloistered Nazis in the accommodation department to hand back the keys to 602 Yoshida.
Having got the ball rolling despite paucity of sleep, I resolved to bleed the day dry. I called in my travel expenses and was pleasantly surprised to discover that I still had stuff owed from February (don't ask, don't get, I guess.)
Finally, got home and got to work on the penny jar for paying into the bank tomorrow. Last time I emptied this little bunny was almost a year and a half ago, so it was getting pretty heavy.
The mighty jar yielded the following:
- Enough Japanese currency to beat a Whale to death with.
- Enough Canadian currency to buy a small coffee.
- Enough Vietnamese currency to merit an old-fashioned look from a mango vendor.
- Enough contraceptives to kit out a minibus full of drug mules.
- Enough body hair to knit my own yak.
Having got the ball rolling despite paucity of sleep, I resolved to bleed the day dry. I called in my travel expenses and was pleasantly surprised to discover that I still had stuff owed from February (don't ask, don't get, I guess.)
Finally, got home and got to work on the penny jar for paying into the bank tomorrow. Last time I emptied this little bunny was almost a year and a half ago, so it was getting pretty heavy.
The mighty jar yielded the following:
- Enough Japanese currency to beat a Whale to death with.
- Enough Canadian currency to buy a small coffee.
- Enough Vietnamese currency to merit an old-fashioned look from a mango vendor.
- Enough contraceptives to kit out a minibus full of drug mules.
- Enough body hair to knit my own yak.
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It saddens me deeply that one of my oldest friends could harbour suspicions that I would be depraved enough to save up used condoms.
It saddens me even more that I am probably worthy of said suspicions.
And it saddens me most of all that they weren't used.
Yet...
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It saddens me even more that I am probably worthy of said suspicions.
And it saddens me most of all that they weren't used.
Yet...
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