Wednesday, December 08, 2010

 

Sunday evening with the McKeowns

Waiting for dinner, there's some programme about the annual lambing on TV. Lots of cute little lambs. Lots of them.

ME: Pah, knock that one on the head and have him in the pot.

DAD: Don't be vile!

ME: You pussy. (Raises voice) Mu-um! Tell Dad to stop being a pussy!

MUM (from the kitchen): That will do, Daniel!

Pause

ME: You got me in trouble with Mum now. You arsehole.

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We weren't being rancorous, this passes for levity amongst McKeowns. You should see us at Christmas dinner.

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