Wednesday, July 08, 2009


Going out in style, but not sense

Michael Jackson's casket: a gold-plate bronze monster named "The Promethean," presumably for its overwhelming hubris:

Drawbacks of a gold coffin:
  1. It's non-biodegradable
  2. It's enormously heavy - all your pallbearers end up with crooked backs
  3. Its shiny surface will blind countless earthworms
  4. It's inert, so even in the unlikely off-chance that the coffin does get struck by lightning, Jacko won't some back to life
  5. It's a waste of gold


A few grams of respite for the pallbearers: Michael Jackson to be buried without his brain.

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Looks comfy!
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