Monday, July 16, 2007


A pleasure shared

(His brother has just married, making an honest woman of his girlfriend of about 10 minutes 33 seconds.)

ME: So, have any of your other siblings produced?

HE: Well, Sister A is gay, Sister B doesn't like children...

ME: So, the short answer is "No"?

HE: Yes: no.

ME: So we've both just become uncles for the first time, right?

HE: (enthused) Yep!

ME: Well, my niece would kick the f--- out of your niece: she'd break her baby bottle on the table and stab your niece with it.

HE: Er...


It's lucky he only has to see me once a year.

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