Monday, July 16, 2007
A pleasure shared
(His brother has just married, making an honest woman of his girlfriend of about 10 minutes 33 seconds.)
ME: So, have any of your other siblings produced?
HE: Well, Sister A is gay, Sister B doesn't like children...
ME: So, the short answer is "No"?
HE: Yes: no.
ME: So we've both just become uncles for the first time, right?
HE: (enthused) Yep!
ME: Well, my niece would kick the f--- out of your niece: she'd break her baby bottle on the table and stab your niece with it.
HE: Er...
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It's lucky he only has to see me once a year.
ME: So, have any of your other siblings produced?
HE: Well, Sister A is gay, Sister B doesn't like children...
ME: So, the short answer is "No"?
HE: Yes: no.
ME: So we've both just become uncles for the first time, right?
HE: (enthused) Yep!
ME: Well, my niece would kick the f--- out of your niece: she'd break her baby bottle on the table and stab your niece with it.
HE: Er...
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It's lucky he only has to see me once a year.
Labels: CLAN, COMRADES, MISDEEDS
