Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Vermin of the sky and pests of the pavement
Yeah, so the sign says (as even the non Japanese-dekiru amongst you may be able to gather): DON'T FEED THE SODDING PIGEONS.
It mentions the inconvenience and general badness of having pigeon cack lying around all over the show. Meanwhile, the pigeon protests that it is in danger of becoming unable to live independently of humans.
There are two approaches to the pigeon question: the wrong approach (as demonstrated above) and, of course, the Dan approach.