Monday, July 10, 2006
Truth is beauty; beauty is truth
Voice room, several students. Most of the burden of talking has fallen upon me and I am hungover and as sick as a dog, but, having survived the worst that the morning has to offer, I'm on a bit of a roll. Then comes The Question.
HE: Er, what's the difference between a rat and a mouse?
ME: If you hold a mouse you can make a wish.
HE: Ah, really.
Reaches for his notebook on autopilot, becomes aware of sniggers coming from other (better) students and realisation dawns.
HE: Er, what's the difference between a rat and a mouse?
ME: If you hold a mouse you can make a wish.
HE: Ah, really.
Reaches for his notebook on autopilot, becomes aware of sniggers coming from other (better) students and realisation dawns.
