Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Damage limitation
Dan striding purposefully across the pitch, Liam's Inbred Cousin from Essex (hereafter LICE) skipping behind, gibbering blithely to himself as he has been doing all weekend already.
Dan pauses. With the tricky task of negotiating a game of football against the Internazionale team who have just suffered a heartbreaking penalty shoot-out defeat at hand, the presence of LICE does not seem particularly advantageous.
How to put this?
Turns.
Dan: Oi, would you bugger off?
LICE: Guh, you name-calling bastard.
Stops frolicking and slouches off in a black temper. Dan grins widely.
Dan pauses. With the tricky task of negotiating a game of football against the Internazionale team who have just suffered a heartbreaking penalty shoot-out defeat at hand, the presence of LICE does not seem particularly advantageous.
How to put this?
Turns.
Dan: Oi, would you bugger off?
LICE: Guh, you name-calling bastard.
Stops frolicking and slouches off in a black temper. Dan grins widely.
