Trashed elbow

Inkeeping with the Hospico OHNOs proud history of haphazard medical provision, when I went back this morning the Orthopaedics Johnny told me that I'd probably sustained a fracture before attempting to put a cast on my other hand.

The Nurses giggled, I perspired.

So, for the first time in my life, I am officially a cripple. Here are some of things I can't do:

- juggle

- ride a bike

- play the guitar

- play video games

- do my legendary horse impersonation

I just hope my new insurance company's up to the task.