Trashed elbow

That was the funniest thing I saw all day. I did just wake up though.
 

Thanks for that resounding endorsement.

You'd have been so proud of the way I steamed into my school two minutes after the bell had signalled the onset of the delinquent kinders class with which my week's torment invariably commences. I buttered up the parents with a spot of keigo, then bought my staff chocolates with a note in Japanese:

STAFF e,

sukoshi meiwaku shite, mousugu VALENTINE'S DAY dakara desu.

With a bit of luck I'll have made more friends than enemies out of this escapade.