Friday, November 18, 2005
Always kick down, episode II: GBH on the streets
In today's episode, Dan is walking through Shinsaibashi. He is singled out as a potential benefactor by the Gaijin-bothering hobo (hereafter GBH.)
GBH: Excuse me, I'm hungry!
Dan: Bugger off.
(keeps right on walking)
GBH: Ooh.
To be honest, this wasn't as cathartic as the karaoke guy. I was just pretty irate with this bloke because he only tries it on with foreigners.
Even the hobos be discriminating, forsooth.
GBH: Excuse me, I'm hungry!
Dan: Bugger off.
(keeps right on walking)
GBH: Ooh.
To be honest, this wasn't as cathartic as the karaoke guy. I was just pretty irate with this bloke because he only tries it on with foreigners.
Even the hobos be discriminating, forsooth.
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'Tis sadly true. When residing at University Halls one corridor had a disproportionate amount of foreign students. They were also by some quirk of fate all situated at one end. This meant they had a shared "foreign" kitchen. Sadly said kitchen was regularly raided for food, due mainly to the fact that they couldn't really say anything because their English wasn't tip-top.
Moral - Make with the supplies or fuck off home ya scroungers.
Yours compassionately,
Minister for foreign policy and immigration,
Dr Lewis Holmes.
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Moral - Make with the supplies or fuck off home ya scroungers.
Yours compassionately,
Minister for foreign policy and immigration,
Dr Lewis Holmes.
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