Friday, January 07, 2005
Further musings
Some more thoughts on my stay in Canada:
- A pool table in the basement is a sure sign of a well-adjusted family.
- Staking one's anal virginity on a game of pool on said table is not the sign of a well-adjusted guest.
- In Vancouver, one is rarely without a coffee or a beer.
- Canadian radio is a great way to expand one's musical horizons, unless you're actually Canadian, in which case it's a great way to listen to exactly the same songs that you've been listening to for the last EIGHT DAMN MONTHS ALREADY.
- It's great to be in a country where half-wit cyclists aren't trying to mow you down every ten seconds.
- Dog the bounty hunter is the most horrifying show of all time, not in terms of its fairly tame content, but in terms of the implications for the mentality of the viewing public.
- The Canadian road system was designed by jackasses for jackasses.
- It would take an army of glacial ice mutants to stop the Canadian junior hockey team.
- Saying goodbye at the airport is a crappy, crappy feeling.
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Now WHERE in the above does it say that Dog the bounty hunter is a CANADIAN programme?
Honestly, what do you think I pay my lawyers for?
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Honestly, what do you think I pay my lawyers for?
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