Trashed elbow

Saturday, November 17, 2012

You are so strong. They will not catch you.

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In my earpiece, I could hear Bjarne's calm voice, urging me on. You are destroying the Tour de France. Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, you are ...
Tuesday, November 13, 2012

The Tower of Owls

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And the Earl had said: 'This is my hour, Flay. You must go from here, Mr Flay. You must go away. This is the hour of my reincarnation. I...
Sunday, November 11, 2012

Edgar Allan Postal

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Lance Armstrong, the man who strong- armed cycling, gives up fight The most important lesson of the Lance Armstrong story, though, is the h...
Monday, September 10, 2012

The score

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"God, seriously, I can't take him.  He's just like, what's the score with this then?  What's the score with that then?...
Sunday, August 19, 2012

Levelling the playing field

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Thank you for contacting me regarding the issue of same sex marriage. The Scottish Government is giving careful consideration to all of the...
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The first bickering

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But what actually will happen when he presents this evidence to the world?  Firstly he will come up against the jealousy and infighting whi...
Friday, July 20, 2012

How to best your pests

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A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam A windmill with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin' He sang every morning, "How lu...
Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Triton of the minnows

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I’ll fight with none but thee; for I do hate thee   Worse than a promise-breaker. I went along to Shakespeare's Globe on the Sou...
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Friday, May 04, 2012

Greater Manchester Marathon

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Last October, I ran the inaugural RunLiverpool Marathon , where I had a bit of a torrid time. I staggered the last six miles, tipping bottl...
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Thursday, April 19, 2012

Rattus rattus

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Frank Costello: Fucking rats. It's wearing me thin. *** I had to be up early the other day to let the asbestos removal people in. We...
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