Wednesday, December 08, 2010
Sunday evening with the McKeowns
Waiting for dinner, there's some programme about the annual lambing on TV. Lots of cute little lambs. Lots of them.
ME: Pah, knock that one on the head and have him in the pot.
DAD: Don't be vile!
ME: You pussy. (Raises voice) Mu-um! Tell Dad to stop being a pussy!
MUM (from the kitchen): That will do, Daniel!
Pause
ME: You got me in trouble with Mum now. You arsehole.
***
We weren't being rancorous, this passes for levity amongst McKeowns. You should see us at Christmas dinner.
ME: Pah, knock that one on the head and have him in the pot.
DAD: Don't be vile!
ME: You pussy. (Raises voice) Mu-um! Tell Dad to stop being a pussy!
MUM (from the kitchen): That will do, Daniel!
Pause
ME: You got me in trouble with Mum now. You arsehole.
***
We weren't being rancorous, this passes for levity amongst McKeowns. You should see us at Christmas dinner.
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