Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Pavlovian Draconian
Dan is experiencing problems in the kids room with an IMP (ill-mannered punk)
Dan: Oi, I said put your workbook away!
Imp: Matte kure!
With a motion so smooth you might almost think he's done it before, Dan whips the workbook from under the Imp's nose and deals him a sharp rap to the head with it.
Imp: Eh?
Dan: You say "kudasai" to me; I'm your teacher, bitch.
Dan: Oi, I said put your workbook away!
Imp: Matte kure!
With a motion so smooth you might almost think he's done it before, Dan whips the workbook from under the Imp's nose and deals him a sharp rap to the head with it.
Imp: Eh?
Dan: You say "kudasai" to me; I'm your teacher, bitch.
