Trashed elbow

Raw beef with raw egg. If you find this a little off-putting, bear in mind that there's sesame oil on there as well, which makes all the difference of course.

The real significance of this is that I've finally coughed up the money for a digital camera. Expect more pixelised tomfoolery forthwith.

I'm also planning to go down to Japanco and pistol-whip the dozy fools in their photolab. Once I've got my last two rolls of film back, of course.